I am writing to you in regards to your offensive captaches.
Do you honestly think that decent, self-respecting people like me will sign up at your site?
You're already offending them before they have clicked the join button.
What exactlly are you implying with "you're reducible"? Are you calling me fat?
I demand an immediate apology.
We are sorry that you felt offended by our captchas. Those words are chosen randomly and are not to be taken personal. It was an unfortunate combination of words, and by no means meant to offend anyone.
Should you wish, we can register the account for you so that you won't have to deal with the captchas again. Simply provide your email, desired username and password, and date of birth.
Hey, where is the apology I asked for? I didn't ask to have an account registered, I don't want an account with you now, I just want an apology. "We're sorry" isn't cutting it. If someone told you that you're reducible, wouldn't you take it personal? You won't get away with this.
You're arrogant, lazy, stubborn &^%*$s and please don't take this personal, it's just an unfortunate combination of words that slipped into my message here.
We do profusely apologise for the heartache this has caused you.
Should you still wish to have the account registered, please let us know.
Hey thanks. Apology accepted.
As for registering an account.. no, no and no.